Carmen Electra Topless in Crazy Horse/Las Vegas
July 10, 2009 by samproof
All the Good Meat’s in the Tail
July 8, 2009 by samproof
Hayden Panettiere: Getting Naked!
July 6, 2009 by samproofYep folks that’s right the cheerleader herself is getting naked on camera!
Picture by PixelChick
In her new movie “I Love You, Beth Cooper” Panettiere drops her towel.
“I was really naked,” Hayden told E! News. “I had these little sticky petals on my boobs, but that was about it.
The Blond It Girl stated “I’m cool with my body. I’m cool running around undressed and all that stuff…” And frankly so are we!
Bruno is Bullshit
July 1, 2009 by samproofOur sources are telling us Bruno is a Miss.
The satirist Sasha Cohen only goes on to make himself look like an insensative lout. We think secretly his mission was A) to get to be number one on GLAAD’s most hated list and B) get republicans to like Ron Paul more then gay people.
If that’s the case:
A) good try, but you could have never know Perez Hilton was going to be super awesome and pull the big bombs out
B) mission accomplished.
When we invade, we promise to make Sasha Cohen a priority target for a good clawing. We’ll get the hermit crabs to use their little claws so it takes longer.
Youtube : Demi Lovato falls on stage during concert
June 30, 2009 by samproofDemi Lovato, the Disney teen queen, seen here at “Princess Protection Program” Premiere in Toronto with attached at the hip best friend Selena Gomez, took a spill this week in concert.
Lovato takes a small trip at 1:14 in the video. Demi Falls performing ‘Until Your Mine’ but then laughs it off and keeps going.
Things that didn’t take a dive are Friday’s premiere of the Disney Channel’s “Princess Protection Program” movie – starring Lovato and Gomez – which attracted solid 8.5 million viewers.
Rick Astley, 43, found dead in Berlin hotel room – mbmb?
June 30, 2009 by samproofWell in the wake of a series of shocking celeb deaths, that have spread like wildfire across the nets – a bigger wave of hoaxs as followed.
Tonight everyone is all atwitter on twitter about the passing of 43 year old pop star Rick Astley. Except we’re pretty damn sure it hasn’t happened. Not in a Berlin Hotel, Not in a box, not with a next of kin Miguel, not with a fox.
In fact we won’t rest until we’ve found irresputatble proof that Rick is alive and well. We’re Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
We’ve know each other for so long. Your hearts been aching. But youre too shy to say it. Inside we both know whats been going on. We know the game and were gonna play it. And if you ask me how Im feeling.Dont tell me you’re too blind to see.
When he does die, will he be Rick Rolling over in his grave?
Bionic Lobsters
June 27, 2009 by samproofAlways remember brothers – we have agents everywhere!
The world will be ours!
Farrah Fawcett Playboy Images
June 26, 2009 by samproofFarrah Fawcett playboy images – or celebrating death with nudity!
What an odd day yesterday was,as you can see below in the google trends people were busy looking up articles in reference to the two deaths – sort of.
Hey, but we understand – what better way to commemorate someone’s death then looking up pictures of them in their prime, and then jerking off to them. We’re only shocked the number result wasn’t “Michael Jackson when he was black”
But who are we too stand in the way of your mouring, and celebration of a beautiful woman’s remembrance.
Behold your Golden Calf Idol in all her glory!
One Finally Thought on Perez Hilton
June 22, 2009 by samproof
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Perez Hilton Admits to Lying about Will I Am Assualt
June 22, 2009 by samproofSo Perez released a video telling his side of the story. Which is a laughable overly dramatic out burst of embarrassment.
After reports were released that Will I Am Was not the suspect and instead Police are investigating Black eyed Peas Manager Polo Molina.
In the video, Perez claims to have been punched in the eye 3 or 4 times Which apparently looks like, well frankly it looks like a zit popped.
Either that or Perez’ natural healing abilities rival wolverine!
Maybe he’s got one of the those Sarcophagus’s from Stargate.
And odd stiking point in the video is how often Perez claims Will I Am is the Liar and is responsible for Polo’s actions. This sort of repatition (again based on our extensive knowledge from watching Cal Lightman in action) is further proof of Hilton’s own attempts at covering something up.
Meanwhile a petition has been started to remove the Glamor whore from the teen choice awards http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/RemovePerez/
Interestingly enough people are claiming they’ll boycott Dr. Pepper (and other sponsors of the event). Dr. Pepper having been a long time partner with the Black Eyed Peas – There’s Irony for you.
