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Megan Fox Rolling Stone Cover + Pics

samproof — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:27:17 +0000

Super Babe Megan Fox is on the new cover of Rolling stone.

Pics from inside the magazine below

When she's not kissing her Female Costars she likes to cook!

Kanye Interupts Jim Carroll Funeral for Patrick Swayze

samproof — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:21:57 +0000

And instead of explain this I’m just going to play a song.

Sup Dawg Kanye West

samproof — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:53:27 +0000

Kayne West Disses Taylor Swift at VMAs

samproof — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:16:38 +0000

Have the Brain mice gotten lost in his head maze, or is Kayne West really that ‘Heartless’

We don’t have to open our beady little eyes much to see that Prof West be real tuff grabbing the mic from the skinny little teen age country music star.

It takes a big man to stand up to the man – especially when she’s a skinny little girl.

We salute you!

Carmen Electra Topless in Crazy Horse/Las Vegas

samproof — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:16:17 +0000

All the Good Meat’s in the Tail

samproof — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:00:07 +0000

Hayden Panettiere: Getting Naked!

samproof — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:46:59 +0000

Yep folks that’s right the cheerleader herself is getting naked on camera!

Picture by PixelChick

In her new movie “I Love You, Beth Cooper” Panettiere drops her towel.

“I was really naked,” Hayden told E! News. “I had these little sticky petals on my boobs, but that was about it.

The Blond It Girl stated “I’m cool with my body. I’m cool running around undressed and all that stuff…” And frankly so are we!

Bruno is Bullshit

samproof — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:00:48 +0000

Our sources are telling us Bruno is a Miss.

The satirist Sasha Cohen only goes on to make himself look like an insensative lout. We think secretly his mission was A) to get to be number one on GLAAD’s most hated list and B) get republicans to like Ron Paul more then gay people.

If that’s the case:

A) good try, but you could have never know Perez Hilton was going to be super awesome and pull the big bombs out

B) mission accomplished.

When we invade, we promise to make Sasha Cohen a priority target for a good clawing. We’ll get the hermit crabs to use their little claws so it takes longer.

Youtube : Demi Lovato falls on stage during concert

samproof — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:58:53 +0000

Demi Lovato, the Disney teen queen, seen here at “Princess Protection Program” Premiere in Toronto with attached at the hip best friend Selena Gomez, took a spill this week in concert.

Lovato takes a small trip at 1:14 in the video. Demi Falls performing ‘Until Your Mine’ but then laughs it off and keeps going.

Things that didn’t take a dive are Friday’s premiere of the Disney Channel’s “Princess Protection Program” movie – starring Lovato and Gomez – which attracted solid 8.5 million viewers.

Rick Astley, 43, found dead in Berlin hotel room – mbmb?

samproof — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:26:25 +0000

Well in the wake of a series of shocking celeb deaths, that have spread like wildfire across the nets – a bigger wave of hoaxs as followed.

Tonight everyone is all atwitter on twitter about the passing of 43 year old pop star Rick Astley. Except we’re pretty damn sure it hasn’t happened. Not in a Berlin Hotel, Not in a box, not with a next of kin Miguel, not with a fox.

In fact we won’t rest until we’ve found irresputatble proof that Rick is alive and well. We’re Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We’ve know each other for so long. Your hearts been aching. But youre too shy to say it. Inside we both know whats been going on. We know the game and were gonna play it. And if you ask me how Im feeling.Dont tell me you’re too blind to see.

When he does die, will he be Rick Rolling over in his grave?