Lobster Wars : The Epic Movie Of Epicness.

How to Make Comics

samproof — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 04:07:11 +0000

Lobster Cat Handshake

samproof — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:34:28 +0000

Well my expo-protected friends, an alliance has been achieved with the feline contingency. In our war for world domination, we have made a powerful ally on this day. The world shall tremble, shall feel the wrath of the furry claws at our sides!

Megan Fox Rolling Stone Cover + Pics

samproof — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:27:17 +0000

Super Babe Megan Fox is on the new cover of Rolling stone.

Pics from inside the magazine below

When she's not kissing her Female Costars she likes to cook!

Kanye Interupts Jim Carroll Funeral for Patrick Swayze

samproof — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:21:57 +0000

And instead of explain this I’m just going to play a song.

Sup Dawg Kanye West

samproof — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:53:27 +0000

Kayne West Disses Taylor Swift at VMAs

samproof — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:16:38 +0000

Have the Brain mice gotten lost in his head maze, or is Kayne West really that ‘Heartless’

We don’t have to open our beady little eyes much to see that Prof West be real tuff grabbing the mic from the skinny little teen age country music star.

It takes a big man to stand up to the man – especially when she’s a skinny little girl.

We salute you!

Carmen Electra Topless in Crazy Horse/Las Vegas

samproof — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:16:17 +0000

All the Good Meat’s in the Tail

samproof — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:00:07 +0000

Hayden Panettiere: Getting Naked!

samproof — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:46:59 +0000

Yep folks that’s right the cheerleader herself is getting naked on camera!

Picture by PixelChick

In her new movie “I Love You, Beth Cooper” Panettiere drops her towel.

“I was really naked,” Hayden told E! News. “I had these little sticky petals on my boobs, but that was about it.

The Blond It Girl stated “I’m cool with my body. I’m cool running around undressed and all that stuff…” And frankly so are we!

Bruno is Bullshit

samproof — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:00:48 +0000

Our sources are telling us Bruno is a Miss.

The satirist Sasha Cohen only goes on to make himself look like an insensative lout. We think secretly his mission was A) to get to be number one on GLAAD’s most hated list and B) get republicans to like Ron Paul more then gay people.

If that’s the case:

A) good try, but you could have never know Perez Hilton was going to be super awesome and pull the big bombs out

B) mission accomplished.

When we invade, we promise to make Sasha Cohen a priority target for a good clawing. We’ll get the hermit crabs to use their little claws so it takes longer.