Archive for October, 2008

Happy Halloween – Lobsters Rule!

October 31, 2008

Lobster of Doom - Halloween

Remember Folks Your Children May Be Delicious!

October 29, 2008

Happy Halloween and don’t forget to prepare the drawn butter for the scrumptious child of yours!

nobody puts baby in the corner

Caption Costume (Black Lobster)

October 24, 2008

Sometimes an image comes along and I know it has to be here, but I don’t know why. So I leave it up to you. Give me your best capshuns for this one.

Lobster Stats (or how the lobster does 69)

October 23, 2008

After Reviewing Stats yesterday I couldn’t help but notice this little ironic gem. And I felt is was my duty to make sure it was pointed out, highlighted and spread throughout the world in sophomoric joy

Top Ten Blog Posts

Of Course if you’re really curious about the top ten blog posts here you go:

Title Views
Lobster Power 75
Even the Womenz Love Dem Buggers 69
Napolean 42
Even Clouds Dream 20
Napoleon Lobster Painting 17
Plant the flag, Plant the seed 15
Lobster Dogs – No One Gets Out Alive 13
Planet of the Lobsters 13
Mano e Mano? NO! Lobstero e Lobstero 12
The Few. The Proud. The Lobsters 10

I can Haz Catburger?!

October 22, 2008

We Shall Never Forget, We Shall Never Surrender.

No Matter the size of the enemy we are strong

-The Lobsters

Lobster Trap : The Movie

October 22, 2008

Why this exists no one knows, and really maybe no one should explain it. Lobsters have long been thought to be unworthy of dramatic subject matter, but no more! In this new movie from some crazy people:

A crustacean comedy about Louie, a love-struck lobster from Long Island, who must risk life and claw to save his beautiful Annabella from the uncaring diners at ‘Rocky’s Hoof & Fin Seafood Restaurant’ before it’s too late. Because love can be shellfish.

With a tag line of “Love can be Shellfish”. I hope to see such classics as “Stop poking around my thorax, you’re crustacean my heart” and “I had crabs once, but I’m better now”.

So yea. Get your claw on biatch. Enjoy some cinema and hope you don’t get clawed!

Want to Help the War?

October 20, 2008

Leave a comment with a link to images you think should be lobsterized?

Got the Photoshop Skilz?
Do your own and post the link. If we like it we’ll throw it in a post.
all lobster based infringements are made under the right to mock and should not be taken seriously. I mean really Hilter with a lobster claw, who could be offended by that? any comments, posts, ideas become the property of lobster vaws.

Send us your Lobters! or Lobster Candiates. (add links via comment)

Mock Lobster

October 19, 2008

We’re in your thoughts,

your heart, your food.

-The Lobsters

Chicks Dig Lobsters!

October 17, 2008

We’ve said it before.

The Chick love the lobsters!