Archive for November, 2008

Owned

November 26, 2008

OWNED

Lobster Knife Fight Magic Card

November 24, 2008

inspired by Lobster Knife Fight and this guy who has too much time on his hands and http://www.ccgmaker.com

Pictures of Lobsters

November 21, 2008

Today we learned a sad cruel lesson.

As it was in checking out our amazing wordpress stats, and the incoming links associated with lobster wars we found ourselves glorious on the first page of the google results for an incoming query.

It was only a mere dissappointing second later that we learned this query was the grossly misspelled ‘pictures of lobters’ and not ‘Pictures of Lobsters’

it was so easily spelled out before us: did you mean: pictures of lobsters

Oh Google, you cruel cruel blunt mistress.

Our little green hearts sank just a bit. But then, we found outselves on a mission. What would the mutant lobsters of the deep sea do? What would the robot lobsters of area 51 do! Rise to the top, like all lobsters looking for flesh to eat.

So this day forth, we’re putting one crushing claw in front of another (or technically in front of a non crushing claw) until we’re the number query in pictures of lobsters

So to prove a point here is a picture of a lobster.

Lobster Knife Fight

November 19, 2008

Lobster knife fight

Caption Contest?

November 17, 2008
Lobster Friendship Card (front) by Elly Zee.
I know these two retro divas deserve a great caption.
But it escapes me, so I’m leaving this one up to you folks.
Leave your best attempts at capshun ville.

Lobster Joker – let’s Put a smile on that face (Batman sues Christopher Nolan)

November 12, 2008

lobster joker

Even the lobsters have a sense of humor and love Heath Ledger’s joker in Batman. Yay.

We wish we could claw a smile on Turkeys face as they pull the biggest publicity stunt of any eastern euopean country since the shooting of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, as the city of Batman sues Christopher Nolan

Lobster Comics – it’s just the air escaping

November 10, 2008

Zis is no Normal Vaw

November 5, 2008