Posts Tagged ‘bruno’

Bruno is Bullshit

July 1, 2009

Our sources are telling us Bruno is a Miss.

The satirist Sasha Cohen only goes on to make himself look like an insensative lout. We think secretly his mission was A) to get to be number one on GLAAD’s most hated list and B) get republicans to like Ron Paul more then gay people.

If that’s the case:

A) good try, but you could have never know Perez Hilton was going to be super awesome and pull the big bombs out

B) mission accomplished.


When we invade, we promise to make Sasha Cohen a priority target for a good clawing. We’ll get the hermit crabs to use their little claws so it takes longer.